27 January, 2006

One time I…

• won a sewing contest
• was held up at gunpoint
• performed with a professional ballet company
• broke my ankle jumping out of the way of an oncoming car
• spent a day the Virginia Pork Festival
• had a (non-exclusive) crush on the same person for 7 years
• got over it
• actually wanted to be home-schooled
• was obsessed with the X-Files
• spent a summer in Siberia
• met Fabio
• slept all night outdoors on a couch with two other people
• was Snoopy for Halloween

Alternatively titled “True stories of true nerd-hood.”

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