Gay-ly Forward

So this girl Carly we met in Split told us this story.

A gay couple came into the restaurant she was working at and asked where the nearest gay bar was. One of the guys was decked out Elton John style, with white pants, a long white jacket, jewelry, and rose-colored sunglasses with the little crystal heart on one of the lenses. His buddy was the small, fit, trophy type. Carly was giving them directions to a place that might suit them and started to say, “Well you get on the road and go straight” when Elton reached out his soft hand and stopped her.

“Oh, honey, we don’t go straight. We go gaily forward!”

Amazing.