Witnessed at Target

A tiny little Filipino boy (probably about 3 years old) running away from his mom.

Mom: “Slow down!”

Kid: No response, keeps running.

Mom: “Matthew, come back here!”

Kid: Keeps running, slight grin on his face.

Mom: “Matthew!! Stop running RIGHT NOW!”

Kid: Turns his head slightly and quietly says under his breath, “I’m Spiderman!”