19 November, 2006

The Text Master


Allison is a cuddler! She is also patient and kind and funny. So far this year she has already baked some extremely tasty banana bread 3 or 4 times. This basically makes her an angel. Allison loves to laugh, except when someone catches her off-guard and forcibly re-pierces her nose.

Allison is the other super stylin’ sorority sister on the team. And she’s a co-conspirator in the “let’s get a little cuddly-wuddly adorable widdle puppy!” campaign. She reads a lot and brought tons of movies, including, oh, a thousand or so episodes of Friends. If you ever need a shoulder or back massage, this is the woman to go to.

Other important notes:
-Allison may have an actual biological need for Diet Pepsi (I know, ew).
-It has been firmly established that Allison possesses a quintessential pair of beautiful almond eyes. I didn’t actually know what that even meant until I met her.
-Allison trapped and tickled me one time and I almost died because I couldn’t breathe. And I only narrowly avoided wetting my pants. Allison, I will never forget this.
-Allison worked for two summers at a pretty, shall we say, ‘low budget’ (but still amazing!) summer camp called Camp Gilead that I went to for 7 or 8 years straight when I was a kid.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Thanks for the love... You know you rag on my thirst for diet pepsi but at least it doesn't make me sick because it's not so sweet if you catch my drift. I think the longer you live with me the more you will realize most of my food tastes come from sweet or not...

Alexis said...

you know i only really make fun of you because my addiction to diet coke is way worse...

Daniel said...

Ahem..."forcibly re-pierces her nose"?!??!?

Can you just imagine the incredulous tone with which I'd say that if you could hear me say it out loud?

Either you were being non-sequitor, or some further explanation is needed!

Alexis said...

Yeah... it's kind of a long story. But it really happened. She was looking at new nose rings because hers was getting kind of old and mentioned that the posts were too thick and wouldn't fit, then the guy who worked there said "yes it will!" and took out hers and tried to fit the new one in even though she protested. Then her nose swelled up, and when he was trying to put hers back in again, he broke it (it was older and sort of brittle) then sort of forced her to sit down while he re-pierced her inflamed nose with a new piece of jewelry.

Anonymous said...

So, to help Alexis out a little on the nose peircing thing... She is pretty much correct on her explanation...and for whoever Dan is, she is not lieing. (wow feel like i can't spell currently, so forgive me for mistakes) It was a little less hostile on the staff persons part.

Daniel said...

Wow...still sounds like it hurt quite a bit...though I've neither had a piercing nor, therefore, a swollen pierced body part, so I can't say for sure.

Oof!

 

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