Marni makes some mean lemon bars, and that is for darned certain. She’s also the current team basketball champion, with no challengers on the horizon. Interestingly enough, when she was a bit younger, Marni wanted to be black (i.e. “African-American”) and went so far as to pierce her nose and put her hair in corn rows for her Tupac listening sessions. As a much younger child, she wore an eye-patch. This was apparently doctor-advised and intended to help correct her vision, though her husband (Andrew Schneider Gott) maintains that it was really because her parents wanted her to grow up to be a pirate. He probably knows best, wouldn’t you think?
Marni drank jalapeño pepper juice for the first time this very evening, and (on a completely unrelated note) I would wager a small fortune on the prospect of her getting pregnant within the next year.
While to the best of my knowledge all of the above is true, perhaps more importantly I wanted to say that Marni is a very kind and compassionate friend who follows the Lord humbly and wholeheartedly.
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